YOU dream of amassing energy whereas pretending to serve the nation however are you duplicitous, egotistical and downright odd sufficient? Discover out.
The nation is dealing with an unprecedented disaster. Are you the particular person to place it proper?
A) In fact not. I’ve no expertise of a multi-department authorities machine with the facility to change the lives of hundreds of thousands.
B) Abso-bloody-lutely. I’ve no expertise of working something however I’m smug sufficient to suppose I can repair all the pieces, primarily in ways in which profit me.
Are you an sincere particular person?
A) I attempt to be however sometimes stretch the reality to get myself out of hassle or save somebody’s emotions.
B) I attempt to be. Really, that’s an entire lie. I largely inform folks what I believe they need to hear on the idea they could like me extra.
What do you see once you look within the mirror?
A) A barely older, much less engaging model of myself.
B) A large number of faked feelings, for instance the pained expression that may very well be helpful for a pure catastrophe or previous particular person in misery. My favorite is the mounted and resolute stare I’m saving for a terrorist assault.
Do you’ve gotten sturdy political convictions?
A) I are inclined to vote for the occasion I believe will regular the financial system, assist the weakest in society and provides folks a good deal.
B) F**ok yeah. Huge authorities, small state, financial liberalism, redistribution of wealth, decrease taxes, nuclear disarmament. There isn’t a political precept I’m not ready to comply with to fulfill my carnivorous lust for energy.
What are your sexual preferences?
A) Regular on, that is getting a bit bizarre. Not likely any of your small business.
B) Now we’re speaking. Piggate, Monicagate, over the gate. You gate it, I’ll shag it.
Largely As: Sadly you’re too regular. Return to your peculiar life and keep there quietly.
Largely Bs: You’re a bizarre and terrible human. Time to arrange for presidency.